The Reverend Johnny St. Clair

you know...my man said to me this evening, he said, "Brother Johnny...you can make weddings, funerals, baptisms, and house blessings your business now."

and to him i replied, "my son, i am after something far greater."

"is it to do that which is right, as long as it does not infringe on the rights of others and is within the law?"

"what?"

"please! tell me, Brother Johnny...what will you do? will you plan a murder? start a religion?"

"no my son...now that i am a legally ordained minister, i can provide the instant absolution of sin."

"ahhh...i see...the illegal we do immediately."

"yes, my son...but the unconstitutional takes a little bit longer."