Wednesday, January 19, 2005

in defense of the lower case

just a quick aside to the faithful reader out there [and no, that's not a typo]...

the doktor questioned me about the ubiquitousness of lower case letters...he was all like, he was like, he goes...awwww, fuck it, i don't even remember what he said. the point being is that i use lower case exclusively because i ain't got the fuckin' time to hit a goddamm shift key, ok? it has nothing to do with the relative insignificance of my voice, of these thoughts in the grander scheme of things...ok...and it really doesn't all revolve around the personal pronoun [and ever-so-important] i and how it is always supposed to be capitalized according to some old cunt english teacher you had in grade school...fuck that self-righteous bitch...ok...and it is not consciously the antithesis of the fuck who types in all capitals...ok...and anyway, i've heard that males who type in all caps are over-compensating for a small penis...ok...and so if i'm typing in all lower-case letters, that must mean that...

...i just blew your fucking mind!


Anonymous Anonymous said...

yo dok,

dig the tarantino impersonation...did i nail it or what?

~ johnny vega

9:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you are a wierd fucker. but hey we are, after all, professionals.

12:52 AM  

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