Thursday, November 18, 2004

one hit

jack johnson - 'breakdown'

finally some new songs are surfacing from this motherfucker...two albums from live shows and then nothing new. practically an entire u.s. tour without new songs. except for 'rainbow' with g love. and 'free' with that stoner dude. and that new g love song. and 'good feeling.' and that other song. but this fucking 'breakdown' is so good, i've already used fuckwords twice. in the same paragraph, even. fascinating.

jack's got rhythm...perfect for the lazy, dusted beat that prince paul lays down. not a whole lot going instumentally...a few scratches and plinks, some guitar...the beat and the hook are golden though. say what you want about the lyrics, there's no denying he has a skill to work the rhythm in language. this is the sound of the last good time in warm weather - when you got it, and you know it, and you use it - the time to slowdown and look around. like the man says, ‘and i got no time that i got to get to where i don't need to be'

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jack Johnson's nothing more than a poor man's David Grey. Or George Michael. Or Right Said Fred. Complete rubbish.

On this side of the Lake, that tosser couldn't hold a switch to the Vines.

Bleedin heart limey.

:UKKing71@yahoo.com:

1:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yo

fred said right that david gray is the shit on the end of george michael's dick. the only switch yous holdin is that small-ass dick of yours, salad tosser.

and it's not a lake yo, it's an ocean. english people is dumb.


~ chomper

9:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have wasted many hours reading all this babble from you, your apparent clones, some tosser named Johnson, Chomper, Fuckie, Douchie, and a supposed Colonel. Or is that Colon? Many hours. And I want them back.

All you and your imbicillic "friends" do is steal shit from hard working writers. To quote Chirchill: "Its both original and good. But the part thats good isn't original. And the parts that are original, aren't any good". That about sums it up you bloody wankers.

UKKing71@yahoo.com

5:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sir, I am highly offended by your charges. If it wouldn't be too much of a bother, perhaps you could go and fuck yourself. But only if its not too much to ask.

Chirchill had his nose up elDouche's arse. And he wore a nice hat. Unionjackoff.

Dr. Douchie

4:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

look mister, if i ever catch you in america, i will stab you in the face!


~ johnny "ray ray" lewis

5:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tossers. The lotaya.

8:02 PM  

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