Sunday, November 07, 2004

in a bag #3

there has been such an overwhelmingly positive response to the "yankees" joke...
  • Q: do you like the yankees?
  • A: how 'bout you yank deez nuts

...that i would like to let you know 'expos' and 'phillies' are also acceptable substitutions.



Anonymous Anonymous said...


Let me get this straight. You do nothing all week. Shit, some days you don't even get out of bed. Not even to doo doo. You go to a football game on a friday to oggle the... alright. I'll leave that one alone. You spend copious amounts of time hangin, according to credible sources, with Siegfried and Roy. You've got a brand new ass monkey. The election, T.O., the war in Iraq, an orgy, AND the apparent defeat of a Dr Johnson plot to assassinate you, and THIS IS THE BEST YOU CAN COME UP WITH!!!??? My God. The well has run dry. Wayward should have done you in man. And fed you to the ravenous hordes just waiting to erase your existance from the human record. I pray to Rammadagnaesh every night for your destruction. And hoping to see your mammy again. Soon.

12:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

fuck t.o.

and there's no room on the bus so all you cryin-ass bitches have to ride the bandwagon

~ johnny bradshaw

3:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah johnny

bring on the dick jokes!

~ j-roc

4:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you faggot-ass faggot

i got proof...j-roc said "bring on the dick"

~ chomper

4:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

shut up

~ j-roc

4:06 PM  

Post a Comment

<< Home