in a bag #2
well i have...
i've got one memory
that has always been with me
and it's my dad would always get up to go surf
like 4:30 or 5
and sometimes i'd hear him and i'd go out in the living room
and he'd be gettin his board out
out of the closet
like right in the dining room where he kept his board
and one day
i remember the waves were really good
and um
and it was really cool just getting up and going down there
the wind was off shore
and i just remember sitting there watching my dad surf
and from that point on
i always kinda like
felt
i was a surfer
you know
i always knew that i'd
definitely
be surfing forever
i've got one memory
that has always been with me
and it's my dad would always get up to go surf
like 4:30 or 5
and sometimes i'd hear him and i'd go out in the living room
and he'd be gettin his board out
out of the closet
like right in the dining room where he kept his board
and one day
i remember the waves were really good
and um
and it was really cool just getting up and going down there
the wind was off shore
and i just remember sitting there watching my dad surf
and from that point on
i always kinda like
felt
i was a surfer
you know
i always knew that i'd
definitely
be surfing forever
Johnny St. Clair wuz here at 1:27 AM
26 Comments:
focus this time you fuckawful lot
~ vicious johnny slim
Oh, oh. I wanna play this time. Butthole Surfer?
:dirty dingus mcgee:
I've gotta get outta here... hicup... I think I'm gettin The Fear.
Dr. Woody Johnson
butthole surfers = pussies
asshole surfers = righteous
~ j-roc
j-rocs moms = good head
~ chomper
j-rocs dad = good head
~chomper's lil lady
chompers dad = good head
~chomper~
hey chomper, do you like the yankees?
~ j-roc
naw nigga...but your mom likes yankin on deez nuts
ha ha
~ chomper
p.s. that was not me before writing that shit about my daddy
dickhead
~ j-roc
yo
where's that bitch with the fine ass?
~ bishop don johnny rock
I stand corrected. Apparently it was me writing that shit about my daddy.
~chomper~
I'm right here. sorry i'm late, I was just finishing off chomper's dad. wildest.night.ever
~bitch wit da fine ass
oh yeah
my pops told me about you...your name is wilma
oh man, i been wondering about wilma all day
wonderin wilma nutz fit in yo mouth
ha ha
~ chomper
No No, not Wilma, I'm sorry honey, you got the wrong bitch.
My name is Candy...Oh yeah...Candy
Can deez titties fit in yo mouth?
oh snap...no she din't, no she din't...
ewwwww...shabang baby.
Love ya,
hugs and kisses
Candy wit da fine ass
[hearts popping around my head]
oh yeah, well, uhhh...
your titties can fit in my mouth
ha ha
~ chomper
[hearts poppin around my ass cheeks]
ok chomper prove it.
~bitch ass Candy
Awww dawg,
that sounds like a dare...
Oh, baby, this room is heatin' up!
~Candy's friend
[bitch wit da fine knockers]
[[ding dong]]
ladies, ladies
calm down
there's plenty of me to go around
do you want it by the inch, the piece, or the pound?
~ johnny valentine
Oh Johnny Valentine,
You're the dreamiest!
when dealing with bitches [see above], follow these simple rules:
step 1: feign disinterest in what they have to say
(or perhaps actually BE disinterested)
step 2: let them have it with a quick backhand
step 3: go drink some champagne
WARNING: if you are soft or have sensitive skin, wash your hands of the whole thing...YOU'RE NO PIMP!
~ baltimore johnny slim
pimpology continued...
"how does a pimp hail a taxi?"
step 1: raise your hand and wave at a taxi
step 2: go back to your dirty apartment a loser and cry
yourself to sleep
TRICK QUESTION: pimps don't take taxis. wash your hands of the whole thing...YOU'RE NO PIMP!
~ dope-a-licious johnny gates
big knockers don't go ding-dong
~ j-roc
naw...but your mom goes for my ding-dong
ha
~ chomper
you know it's gettin kinda old. don't you get tired of the gay jokes. i'm really starting to wonder how comfortable you are with your own sexuality. and when you put down another's lifestyle, that's not cool.
that's wack yo
~ j-roc
that's why you hung like a light switch and you like dudes
~ chomper
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