where'd the muthafuckin' cheese go at
Johnny St. Clair wuz here at 11:58 PM
Wednesday, October 18, 2006
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SPEACHLESS MOTHERFUCKER!
speachless.
BEST.
JINGLE.
EVER.
ALL HAIL WEEN!
A QOTSA record with one of the Ween bros would be like... the best ever. Guarenteed to have, at the least, one of the best songs ever written. That albun would RAWK!!!!!!!
And just imagine if said Ween bro was invited to join the Dessert Sessions. It'd be amazing. Fucking rocking!
I shudder to think.
The jingle is obvioulsy no Spirit of '76, Chocolate Town, Even if You Don't, or Buckingham Green. It's not even Baby Bitch, or the Stallion Pt. 2. But considering the circumstances, it's FUCKING GENUIS!
now I'm just smearing your blog the way i smeared ...
have you been in your bathroom yet?
Better watch out Johnny.
Word on the street is that someone is going to steal your blog for themselves. Better lock the doors, and thow away the key, batton down those hatches, tote that bar, lift that bail...
... and so forth.
THAT'S whats goin' on in the street, nephew.
Just giving you Fair Warning, since 1984. Women and Children First. BEFORE Diver Down. BEFORE! ummm ummm
Van Halen!
i dunno, hmmm.
6 posts, all within 15mins,
'i shudder to think'?????
what ya thinking bout that makes ya shudder???
ween brothers & QOTSA? hmmmm
and not one mention of those big beautiful breastesseess?
and i'll capitalize when i damn well feel like it. fuck off
if ween is so good why don't they sound like...
the postal service?
megadeth?
kmfdm?
afi?
dresden dolls?
grand detroit pubahs?
pendulum?
johnny cash?
scissor sisters?
sepultura?
skinny puppy?
motley crue?
i could go on for days..
or until i run out of meds
...some random thoughts from the crapper...
>> look, you ungrateful pigfucker, i posted this so i could see "if ween is so good..." and you don't DO IT!!! WHAT the FUCK!!!
>> don't remind me that prick played on the Queens record. now i got a hankerin' for some millionaire. and crack.
>> the only reason i put the ween up, by the way, is the album cover. my lord, those are some sweet ti-tays.
>> i wondered where the myspace invite was coming from. pilfer all you want. you'd just be receiving stolen property.
>> 40tons, mighty fine taste in music...alright, i'm gushing. but it's because you mentioned the crue. AND you didn't qualify it with "their first record fuckin' rawks!!!" let's be clear. the first TWO fuckin' rock.
>> ME: "40tons, what's that even mean?"
DOK: "oooo-gah...40tons is what he feels like on my back!!!"
ME: "..."
DOK: "where's my American Grizzly magazine?"
That was just uncalled for.
And furthermore, Lets be absolutely clear. Crue never, NEVER rocked.
It is a pet peve of mine. People who spent years listening to Poison, Winger, Bullet Boys, Slaughter, and Warrent try to attone for their fuck-awful taste in music by saying, "yeah, but the first Motley Crue record was good."
Fuck no, it wasn't. It isn't. It never will be. Fuck no, not today. Not ever. And the way I see it, people who say that, lose almost any music credibility they had.
It's overly simplistic music, with simple lyrics for simple people with simply put, no taste, played by simple people dressed like women. How the F that gumdrop Vince Niel got so famous is beyond me.
He's so awful, and he didn't even write the fucking lyrics. It was that no-talent-ass-clown Nikki Threee.
I mean Sixx.
Douche wads.
Musta picked Vince for his driving ability.
Mars was/is sloppy, and old. Really old.
And did anyone see Tommy Lee on Rockstar?
Please, anyone? "Sauteed in wrong sauce"?! "'Allo mate." ?!!!
Get a fucking grip, man. Every one he played with got kicked off THAT week. Wasn't their fault. He's average. At best.
If Crue is so good, how come they don't sound like Ween?
I don't know. I can't explain it. How these guys ever got so big is beyond me. That's just my opinion. But you know, the fact that those jokers are playing the Pepsi road house for like 200 people with dinner served is a pretty good indication that their music is less than timeless. Especially when 90% of the population here still have mullets.
So in closing: fuck off, they suck giant penis. Not my giant penis, but giant penis nonetheless.
Dok, you know i love ya. I really hate to use movie quotes... but
What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things i have ever heard,
At no point in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that would be considered a rational thought.
Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.
I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. Chow!
--- Dammittboy
Songs for the Deaf, and Millionaire is a great cut.
But let us not forget: On Rated R, in the liner notes, it clearly states: VIVA LA WEEN!
In the Fade is possibly one of the best songs ever written.
As for the Crue, I stand by my earlier comments.
Summed up in one word: CRAP.
i wish the girl in the pic would lose the belt
she could've let her bush run a little wilder, too
i mean, i heard of trimmin' the hedges, but she done scorched the earth!!!
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