the dirtbombs
...keep on a knockin' but you can't come in...
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Johnny St. Clair wuz here at 11:58 PM
Saturday, October 14, 2006
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16 Comments:
...sigh...
if the dirtbombs are so good, how come they don't sound like ween?
if ween is so good, how come they don't sound like the postal service?
Because, Unlike the Postal Service, the Good Ween Brothers were born with testicles.
*cough cough*
firsthandknowledge
*cough*
Once again dammitboy has outed himself.
Damn it boy! I can't believe you've met Dean, Mean, and Gene Ween.
You 'ol poo-pusher, you!
Dok
i dont care to comment because dok is a homo and i cant relate to homo's.
-best wishes, dammittboy!
wolves are @the door... homo wolves
this should be fun..
No, perhaps you can't relate to homos, but that doesn't mean you haven't had relations with one...
... or several...
...hundred thousand.
Go ahead, write that blog about the time you spent in New Orleans.
dammit boy is so gay, he can tell the flavor of a popsicle just by sitting on it.
i don't even like popsicles.
you butramming monkeys been tossing shit at me again?
suck my teets!
new name for this blog -
'yawn-yawn'@put an insomniac to sleep.com
dammitt! now i need a nap.
& dok got the piss story all wrong,
the filthy dateless pig poisoned me with absinthe...
you know in the old looney toons when the hungry bum would look @bugs and see stew?.....
i saw date rape in his eyes and got the fuck out of there.
you all suffer from anal envy
I don't like brussel sprouts, but that don't mean I haven't had some.
Ain't no one doin any tossin anywhere near you.
No, the Dok and it's capitalized motherfucker, did not get it wrong.
Ture, absinthe was administered. As his doktor, lawyer, and general bulletmaker, I advised him NOT to take a swig from the absinthe.
HIS GIRLFRIEND told him not to take a swig of the absinthe.
MY Girlfriend advised his girlfriend not to let him take a swig from the absinthe.
So what does he do? A responsible driver whom had been drinking all evening after eating some american-chineese food?
Same thing I'd do.
Took too big a swig from the abisnthe.
I swear on all I hold holy, he waited a minute, just long enough to get my cock from by my knees in my pants and start pissing, and, by the way, what is that sound?
It's giggle-tits coming into the bathroom to piss. Laughing his ass off like something is funny.
I run right the fuck out of there. And as I'm doing that, I hear coming from dammitboy's mouth, "(insert name of mutual friend here) LETS ME PISS WITH HIM"
Yeah, he's another ass-monkey. Another ass-story...
Anyway, what do I hear my girlfriend say?
"I've never seen you so white before."
Dammitboy's girlfriend apologizes profusely.
Things have never been the same for me...
What does "you all suffer from anal envy." even mean?
it means that the writer of that comment has either been taking it in the ass and you're all envious, or has been fucking some poor slob in the ass, and you're all envious.
either way, the writer is just as gay as the rest of you three.
you should be ashamed of yourselves.
ILL CAPITALIZE WHEN I FUCKING FEEL LIKE IT dok.
40 tons is the amount of shit spewing forth from said's mouth.
Ciao.
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