fishscale

while in bolivia, johnny starks has bumped heads with drug czar columbo, and moved over ten pounds of raw fishscale

“excuse me, um, can you tell me how to get to hart street?”

“…hmmm…heart street. alright. you go down three lights, right. you get on bush highway. you go past vagina street. you gonna get off at dick, you gon’ make a left on dick, right. you gon’ run right into walls. the next block is clit boulevard, but you gotta be careful, it’s kinda wet down there. you goin’ past guts now. that should take you to tits project. my man balls and ‘em be out, be around there somewhere, you know what i mean? umm…the heart is around there somewheres, so…or…you can go 45 minutes…you can take butt avenue to, to hershey highway. you know what i mean? up spine and, and, and, and, ya be at, ya be at, ya…ya be at the mouth of the tunnel…ya be at the mouth of the tunnel right there. you know what i mean?”

“fuckin’ pervert.”