Joey Porter #55
unfuckwithable
Johnny St. Clair wuz here at 11:58 PM
Sunday, January 22, 2006
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mad niggerish
porter would beat ray lewis in a knife fight
no doubt
bring polamalu in to say a prayer before the fight
That rockette kickin bitch ain't even funny.
Gimme somethin to laugh at instead of being embarrased about.
blah, blah, blah: we're gettin screwed. blah, blah, blah, i got shot in my heinie. blah, blah, blah i'm gonna do my best burlesque impression right after i show everybody how dumb i am.
gimme a knock-off of the ray lewis dance, a sharpie outta da drawers, or takin the ball to the dallas star any day of the week. or maybe a different character every week, or the chicken walk.
not that i advocat that sort of thing. i don't usually dig the whole show boatin scene, but if you're gonna draw attention to yo-self, then do it right.
ray lewis still killt somebody.
until joey does likewise, he's nothing more than an average player, a dummie, and a homo for that gay kick.
plus he played like crap for 3/4 of the season.
fuck him.
fuck him in his stupid ass.
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yawn!
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oooooooooo!!!
ray lewis TRIED to killt Porter, but Porter ate those fuckin' bullets.
rawest linebacker in the NFL.
what?
figures you'd want somebody to dance. but this nigga don't dance. all those suckas you mentioned...all shuckin' and jivin' for the man! yes massa! no massa! oh lawdy, no don't beat me massa!
yo...suck my dick, massa.
Joey Porter - G-Rated
Early Joey Porter = Poor mans Gregg Lloyd
Present Joey Porter = Poor mans Kevin Greene
joey porter would beat mario lemieux like ike beat tina.
"like ike beat tina"
do us all a favor and find some new jokes
alright alright alright...pick one:
"beat him like he owed him money?"
"beat him like larry holmes did ali?"
"beat him like a piñata?"
"beat him like keith moon beat his drum kit?
"beat him like a bad piece of meat?"
"beat him like a gong?"
"beat him like a runaway slave?"
"beat him like a dog with mange?"
"beat him like a sore dick?"
...uh, nevermind that last one...guess you can't beat that, now can you...
fucker.
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