juicy
"yeah...word. i remember i met this one bitch...'cause you know me, i don't see how i'm the nasty motherfucker. i just thought...i thought i'da did anything in the world."
"yeah?"
"i meets this one bitch...i comes up in the spot, or whatever...the bitch got the candles lit or whatever...so...she tell me whatever, she wanna get her freak on or whatever...so i'm like WHASSUP? whatchu wanna do? yanahmsayin...i'm ready to wear it out or whatever."
"kssss"
"the bitch told me she wanted me to shit on her!"
[laughing]
"ya know, shit. i was like whatchu mean, shit? i mean, i might shit on you after i...i hit it i won't call you no more...shit on you like that."
[more laughing]
"she talkin' about no, she want me to cock over her and shit on her stomach!"
[laughing]
"I said bitch what the...what the fuck?? what the fuck i'm 'sposed to do after after i shit on her? i'm 'sposed to hit that after that? she's just wildin' out. so after i shits on the bitch right,"
[both start laughing]
"ya know i shit...after i shits on the bitch, the bitch, ya know, washed that shit off or whatever."
[ohhh shit!]
Johnny St. Clair wuz here at 11:58 PM
17 Comments:
what?
it ain't no more to it
~ christopher wallace
laser my balls
laser my balls
Laser my lip.
Laser my lip.
Gotta try 'an sleep it off at work.
Lord, forgive him
he's got them dark forces in him
but he's also got a righteous cause for sinnin'
~ the reverend
Yessirebob,
Grinnin' n Sinnin.
Howdoya like dem apples?
If anyone sees Sergio McMoustache, at the office, tell her to wake up.
And watch out for dem arms. They're a killer.
#1. orange shirts with faggy stripes
#2. balls minus the hair
#3. can turn his mouth into a vagina
#4. incessant talk of nutsacks, dicks, and man yogurt
#5. overall gay look about him
#6. began wearing hip-hugger jeans
#7. held "paddle parties" at his frat house
#8. new hobby involves testing the snap factor of rubber bands
#9. just look at him, that will say it all
need i say more people...his life just gets gayer and gayer by the moment
huh huh huh
"nutsacks"
huh huh
acorns of wisdom never dropped from trees of knowledge.
...my acorns of wisdom...they fall from the trees of wisdom and all...
i don't know, man, I DON'T KNOW!!!
...i'm just sick of the studio...
~ johnny freeze
No! We're not gonna play Rawhide. We're not going to play anything.
Lets play the theme from the Diana Shore Show.
Who's alter ego is Diana Shore?
Oh, the fists didn't go up so quickly this time.
Yawn!
Yawn!
You forgot the yogrut, 4-5 servings of fruit and vegetables, and that I now "own" the Magnolia soundtrack by Aimee Mann.
Turned my keg into a two-pack...
this is some biggie - tupac beef right here...or maybe like christina - britney shit. i don't even know...
~ kool moe dee
NO WE WON'T PLAY RAWHIDE, WE WON'T PLAY ANYTHING!
HOW BOUT THE THEME FROM THE DIANA SHORE SHOW?
WHO'S ALTER-EGO IS DIANA SHORE?
OH, THE FISTS DIDN'T GO UP SO QUICKLY THIS TIME...
YAWN!
YAWN!
How's that for gay?
i don't know about you, but all caps certainly is not gay...it's scary and official.
but the question the public is asking, mr. president, is where exactly did the fists go up?
and jello biafra is NOT gay!!!
ok...well, maybe a little.
alright, a lot. but that's not the point...
~ east bay ray
allow me to be the first to say it:
manscaper
YOU BEAT ME TO IT! YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!
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