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"goin' out with a bang
ready to bang out
but power from the sky
and from the tower shots rang out"
Johnny St. Clair wuz here at 11:58 PM
Saturday, August 20, 2005
"goin' out with a bang
ready to bang out
but power from the sky
and from the tower shots rang out"
49 Comments:
you see things in life
and you're a bit surprised what you see
life - your whole life - is changes
you go through changes in your life
one second you've got it made
next second you're down in the dumps
and it goes back and forth
throughout your whole life
one second you've got the most beautiful girl in the world
next second you don't even have a girlfriend no more
and it goes back and forth
and back and forth, you know
and this is life man, it's changes
this is what you gotta go through throughout your whole lifetime
and it goes back and forth
and back and forth, you know
never...
never...
land...
death makes angels of us all and gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as raven's claws
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Hey Johnson!
Mango
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Dr.
Nothing.
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Mango
Mango,
You sexy bitch, you're all class.
Dr.
Hey Mango,
Next time you show me, I'm going to kick you right in the Christmas!
Dr.
fuck you and your greasy yellow cars!
~ kurtz
mango?
christmas?
"the very deep did rot: O Christ!
that ever this should be!
yea, slimy things did crawl with legs
upon the slimy sea."
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You! Yes You!
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In short, good people.
The recently cured are still welcome. For now.
Read.
Laugh.
Cry.
Enjoy.
Shoot up.
Contribute.
But this is NOT a site for the rats to peddle their cheesy wares... If you've read this blog, you are aware of the proclivity the mastermind has to sticking it to the man. And even more so, the tool of the man.
Salespeople! That should be enough to send all you over the cliff. Provided, of course, you still have a single strand of human decency in you... debatable. At best.
So, in closing: If anybody out there would like a visit from Reverend Johnny "Lightnin Balls" St.Claire AKA Nephew Big Fuckie and/or Doktor Wayward "Thunder Lipps" Johnson AKA Uncle Douchie, then keep posting your filthy scams on this site.
But you've been warned.
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I'm getting married November 22. (Just in case you were wondering, I just thought the horrible spector of getting married would be appropriate on the anniversy of JFK's assination).
Anyway, I'm going to order 174 large plastic dildos, and half as many butt plugs. A handful of vibrating eggs and a single sybian. All in lieu of flowers for the tables. So I have two questions: how much? and give it to me!
Filthy fuckers.
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buttholes-for-repubiclicans.com
no, its not a mispelling.
By the way, this site sucks.
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Fuck you, and fuck Ween, and fuck the Moist Boys, and fuck The Buttholes (its not the Surfers you dingus) and fuck your cat babbles, bubbles, the fuck ever. And definitely fuck the Bloodhound Gang.
VIVA the Crackpipe!
VIVA!
Its senor Crackpipe you nunce!
FUCK CHRISTIAN!
Hey!
great blog, i've been an avid reader of your work for some time now. I have your site bookmarked and will continue to check out your incredible writing skillz.
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Stop by and check it out!!! You wont be disappointed. Just remember..."It ain't a bash, unless you got a stash!"
See ya Johnny!
p.s. hey wayward...go suck a dick!
for fuck's sake...i take a break for a little while and all hell breaks loose.
get me my vestments!
this must be some kind of sign.
ZE GERMANS!
ZE GERMANS!
ZE GERMANS ARE COMING!
bill clinton was right...we shoulda blasted those fuckers back to the stoneage when they bombed pearl harbor!
keep fuckin' around and me and my homeboyz are comin' straight to germany to stick a bratwurst right up your fuckin' ass.
and klaus meine won't be able to do a goddamm thing!
bitches
~ johnny mengele
Hey! Stash!
How's your arms?
Uh huh...
Uh huh...
Uh huh...
Yeah? How bout the rest of them?
Uh huh...
Uh huh...
Uh huh...
Right.
Listen, I don't have the time to listen to this now. You can tell me all about below the elbow tomorrow.
By the way, tomorrow, you'd better check your man-butter. I mean peanut man-butter.
Hey! Butter = Butt.
Appropriate. Anyway, bet thats got a stash too...
G'night Love.
NEVER. NEVER SPEAK ILL OF KLAUS MEINE!
DJohnson
Rockin you like a hurricane since '74
By the way assmunchbigarms, the Dali doesn't have a moustache... moron.
yo dok!
chill winston...
it's Dali, as in Salvador
not Dalai, as in Lama
and Salvador does have a fabulous flavor-saver, by the way
F-her. and her hirstute baby maker. She finally out-smarted me, but she's still a silly little ffffffuckhole.
yeah salvador you stupid fucker!
i'm glad theres at least one other person here with fuckin brains besides me.
Salvador was a world-class asshole.
Nevertheless I have a calander and a poster of his... Fucking douchebag.
Still, some of the best art ever.
And for the record, I love Lamas. Love'em.
Hey, anonymous! You have brains when I say you have brains.
As far as I'm concerned you're the Baron of Grey Matter!
Get it? Barren, Baron. Don't... have... any...
Awwww Bob Saget! Piss!
Hey Doc!
Now you're ripping off a guy who's pretending to have tourettes? What the F? You can't be that big of a no-talent ass-clown.
Can you?
Yes. I suppose you can.
And fuck Stash, whoever that bitch is.
chris woznitza eats a dick!
~ adolf
Awwww, c'mon now. That shit just ain't funny, you fucking fascists.
Of all the filthy scumbags who added to this page yesterday, the one person who didn't have something to try and sell got fucked.
Not cool.
Proper fucked?
Yeah, proper fucked... before ze germans get here.
ya think?
take a look at the time of his post and the flurry of activity that followed.
of course, it could have been the doktor. he does have a growing mountain of legal fees to cover. not to mention a raging adrenochrome habit.
p.s. fuck hitler
True dat. True dat.
Alright: wonitza arsenic? F'em.
P.S. Blame WWII (the big one) and all that squarely on the shoulders to whom it belongs... the French, and Upper Volta.
PPS: Fuck stash
ON WITH THE FUCKING REVIEW DOUCHEBAG!
Oh, wait.
That was a year ago.
Maybe Johnny lightnin balls would be quicker on the review if he didn't just Sit At HOmE with HIs ASS, UP HIS ASS!!!!
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