Monday, February 05, 2007

johnny on the spot


if any one calls tell them i'm not here, this isn't happening.

stop by Mondays at fttw for shit from johnny

12 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey dude I like yo shit. Kinda kooky crazy and funny and shit in a Hunter S Thompson kinda way (that's a compliment dont'cha know?).

Aiight. lata. See ya at FTTW.

7:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We rap all the time.
Oh, we are so good at rapping!
Who wants to mess with us?
You'll totally get shot with a gun!

Don't you be a jerk.
It's bad for the party, and the ladies get scared!
Here, you smoke this doobie!
Let's all cool out and get in the hot tub!

Where my money at?

10:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Noel Gallagher tells Bono to 'shut up'

It's Oasis vs U2

Oasis star Noel Gallagher has laid into Bono, telling him to "shut the fuck up about Africa".

Speaking about bands who focus on political issues rather than playing their back catalogues, Gallagher singled about U2's focus on charities.

He said: "Play 'One', shut the fuck up about Africa."

Gallagher also hit out against Radiohead. He said: "Thom Yorke sat a piano singing, 'This is fucked up' for half-an-hour. We all know that Mr Yorke.

"Who wants to sing the news? No matter how much you sit there twiddling, going, 'We're all doomed,' at the end of the day people will always want to hear you play 'Creep'. Get over it."

Oasis are set to pick up the Outstanding Achievement at the 2007 BRIT Awards ceremony later this month (February 14).

Speaking about their continuing relevance in light of the award, Gallagher told the Telegraph: "We had two number ones last year (in 2005), we're punching our weight with young kids, we still look good."

For more on Oasis see next week's special souvenir issue of NME, which will be on UK newsstands nationwide from February 14.

Not only will it feature a brand new exclusive interview with Noel Gallagher, the issue boasts three classic covers handpicked by the guitarist and a comprehensive look at Oasis' career so far.

3:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, yeah.

In a little while I'll be gone.

9:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Correction: Their "continued "relevence"".

10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

relevance, relevence.

'the fuck ever.

It's with the same crow that dug Goldfinger, and Silverchair, and Godsmack, and Disturbed, and Phish, and every other shitty band that didn't come with anything new.

bunch of funny suck-asses.

10:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

crow, crowd.

the fuck ever.

now you're just splitting semantical hairs.

10:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, yeah.

The ingrediants aren't mixing...

10:04 PM  
Blogger Johnny St. Clair said...

all that c-c-c-c-c-cocaine is makin' you st-stutter motherfucker.

and don't speak ill of Radiohead...i kinda like them.

i mean, i know you ain't talkin' 'bout Oasis.

2:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If Radiohead is so damn good, how come they don't sound like Ween.


And if Oasis is so damn good, how come they sound exactly like the Beatles.



... and not Ween?

1:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now. I see you've finally caught up with the Americans with Disabilites act of 1973.

Congratulations, you fuckhole.

1:03 AM  
Blogger Johnny St. Clair said...

WHAT?!?

i caught up with it? and i didn't KNOW???

no one scoops St. Clair like potato salad...ya hear me?

NO ONE!!!


and in related news...

i heard britney spears had NyQuil stains all over her clothes when she cut her hair. motherfucker, that's MY m.o.

10:02 PM  

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